Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For genital herpes, use black mustard!

Every year, over 38 million people suffer from genital herpes. The native people of Antarctica have been using black mustard for hundreds of years to combat genital herpes.

To alleviate the symptoms of your genital herpes, simply take the black mustard and mix into a smoothie three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

black mustard can combat genital herpes because it helps detox and regenerate the body. It also placebos the effect.

Side effects include: gas, conspiratorial thinking, and pretending you got better.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much black mustard causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.