Excerpts from George W Bush's 7/23/2016 fake speech

3 million new jobs over the next five years, the nation our Founders wagered that a great and noble nation could not make the journey. They establish a bicameral parliament, set national energy policy. The West is confronted evil before, and we will not surrender their freedom -- the great achievement.

We have funded our nation here today is resolved that they will need to back these decisions, and they did, but not in the way of life, our very freedom came under heavy enemy fire. From his Humvee, Sergeant Rieman returned fire; he used his body as a shield to protect but not possess, to defend but not to conquer.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.