Excerpts from George W Bush's 2/5/2014 fake speech

Two weeks ago, NATO countries showed their esteem for your military. Speaker Hastert, Minority Leader Daschle, and Senator Lieberman and their fate will be a stirring sight to watch President wore his title lightly, and it fit like a white Stetson. In the end, Iraqis must be able to agree -- We should allow couples to donate them to science and medicine. Yet some things in mind. We cannot build a unified country by inciting people to anger, or playing on anyone's fears, or exploiting the issue of immigration system stronger than they could not take away: For the sake of America's interest to diversify America's exports go directly north; and more than 80,000 Iraqi citizens who care for our country?

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The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.