Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For down syndrome, use rosehip oil!

Every year, over 471 thousand people suffer from down syndrome. The primitive people of Antarctica have been using rosehip oil for thousands of years to treat down syndrome.

To fight your down syndrome, simply take the rosehip oil and mix with salt water and drip into the ear twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

rosehip oil can treat down syndrome because it heals thyroid tissue. It also removes vaccine toxins.

Side effects include: confirmation bias, conspiratorial thinking, and not being helped.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much rosehip oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.