Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For pain, use garlic!

Every year, over 379 million people suffer from pain. The primitive people of Antarctica have been using garlic for hundreds of years to combat pain.

To alleviate the symptoms of your pain, simply take the garlic and add it to your oatmeal once a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

garlic can cure pain because it heals thyroid tissue. It also boosts your immune system.

Side effects include: superiority, annoying sick people, and pretending you got better.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much garlic causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.